Tonight I found someone's eyebrow pencil (sorry, Mother) in the drawers and decided to give myself some freckles. The look I was going for was Liu Wen on Chloe Fall/Winter runway and not some diseased bitch...

As it turns out, I am no make up expert. And being the helpful sister that you have always wished you had (I know you do) I will let you on a little secret I stumbled across.

INTO THE GLOSS

Oh yes. This is no "lots of water is my beauty secret" bullcrap. These girls actually give you the low down on their trading secrets. Effective moisturisers, favourite scents to source of the sold-out Chanel nail varnishes, there is nothing to lose and everything to gain.

You know you want to.